Warning! This is incredibly cringe. Warning!
December 24, 2024 - 7:02 PM
once upon a time there wax a girl named waxinga and she had diarrhea problems. she had all the talents known to man (like izuru, get it?) and she was the most beautiful girl in hope’s peak academy and all the boys fell and fought for her. she had blue hair tied in two pigtails, and wore an outfit similar to hatsune mikus, but in this universe she’s called hatsune minus because aside from being a princess she’s also an idol. whenever she sings, everyone is under her spell because she is also a magician. she memorized all the spells she learned from middle school and is actually a mermaid in secret. she never told anyone in hopes peak that she was a mermaid because she thinks they will hunt for her because in the past she was hunted due to her rainbow mermaid powers, and got 800 wounds, a missing rib, two missing lungs and 10 missing kidneys. she is bored of everything and doesn’t care about the world but she cares about her money and herself. she owns a mansion like barbie’s and loves loves LOOOVES to eat macaroni.
introduction!!
it was 7 am in the morning, she woke up, brushing her silky smooth blue hair that smelt of roses and bosoms. she tied her hair in the regular twin pigtails she had, and smiled at the window. “ahh… what a nice moerning it is.” she peeked out of her castle tower and looked at the sun. she sang beautifully and attracted the birds nearby. they sharted on her mirror and she applied the shirt on her face, and her face became as clear as glass. she then walked down the spiraled (junji to reference???) starirs
December 24, 2024 - 10:27 PM
once upon a time there was a girl named y/n and she had beuatiaful silky luscious blonde hair that reached to her fragile rosy ankles that smelt of diarh- roses and cherry blossoms. she was 1’10 feet tall and weighed 12 ounces. she had blue cerulean sky blue orbs :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 her feet were small as cockroaches and her hands were as fragile as glass. her radioactive forehead shines in the daylight and her 10 layers of rainbow lipstick shimmers in the moonlight. her eyes change color depending on her mood, and she would turn into a wolf when exposed to the moon. she was walking in her house, trying to find something to eat and then there she saw her grandfather. a tall blonde man with white glasses named jake. he was known to be a former math teacher and he often had a temper.
“h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grandpa jakey UwU” he looked at her angrily and screamed at her angrily and stood up angrily to eat angrily the cookies and drank angrily and wore his glasses angrily and her 1’10 foot body was thrown across the room with his thunder screams. she wept and ran outside and touched the grass for the first time after playing pjs the rest of her life. she saw the people passing by and thought that it was only in anime. she found out about the real world and smiled at the sun.
she began eating the grass and gaining her first super power, grass magic! she saw the grass growing as she stepped on it, and ate it again. she ate all the grass that her neighbors got angry at her and decided to sue her for eating their limited edition grass made from MacBook airs and seven nuclear missiles. she won the case because of her magical manipulation powers that she learned from the bandage master dazai osamu. she then wandered the place and went to an alley, where she first saw her first love at first sight after her first touch of grass. there was an ed Sheeran kinnie, an alpha tiger, an 1800s dude who came straight outta hot topic, and another girl with blonde hair with GUNS like AMERICA GUNS.
it was… atushi. her first love at first sight. she noticed his beautiful eyes and beautiful poorly cut hair and his beautiful asscheekcs. “oh em gee… he so hot omg omg omg omg omg omg…” she wanted to eat them and cut them first with a knife. but she saw him fighting with an emo and she got MAD. SHE USED HER WEREWOLF POWERS TO DESTROY AKUTAGAWA AND EAT HIS NUTS. AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?!?!??!?!?! WHILE AKUTAGAWA AND ATSUSHI WERE FIGHTING AN UGLY BRUNETTE TALL ASS CHOPSTICK LOOKING MAN STEPPED IN AND STOPPED THEM AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT??? THE SCARLET POLICE WAS ARRIVING AND ATUSHSI SAVED HER AND DAZI RAN AWAY BUT SHE KNEW DAZAI BECAUSE SHE HAD MANIPULATION LESSONS FROM THAT BANDAGE SQUANDERING MACHINE :O OMG rah rah rah mah man…
April 22, 2025 - 10:00 AM
Michiko Amatsuki. A young girl who faced all forms of evil throughout her entire life- a sacrificial lamb who was blamed for the sins of others. She had gone through countless days off abuse. How long has it been, 15 years? 17 years? How long has it been since she’s felt the warmth and love from her own mother, who raised her with such care? How long has it been since she’s had someone to treat her like a human being? To others, having a friend was none other than a simple activity to do, but for the poor girl, it was like a trial. A trial that would extinguish the life and soul of a regular human being. A challenge that would suck out ever single droplet of their sanity. However, Michiko was not a human being, she wasn’t at all! She was quarter monster. She had blood of the very species that humans sealed a long time ago. Where did she get the DNA of that cursed race? Why is she still dwelling and blending it with the humans that left her to bleed and made a fool out of her? Why did she have such a beautiful, crystalline gemstone of a body? Why did she have to go through such pain, if she was innocent after all? These questions began to pile up in the heads of the humans. It had gotten to the point they had to isolate the poor girl from the world. Was it a good idea for her flee into the underground, where her monstrous DNA came from? Was she even considered a “fallen human” when she was neither human nor monster? Was it even worth dying to a mere human child, who was a puppet to a greater being from above?
April 8, 2025 - 4:10 PM
I’m sorry for screaming mom i didnt mean to i got a ryusui ssr card and i didn’t mean to scream i was just excited :(
Dec 27, 2024
Seon Hakuo was an UTAU, an UTAU that was quite special because she had never seen the other Vocaloids or Cryptonloids as opponents, but she rather was impressed by their voices, considering hers was really choppy because she was poorly made by a 13 year old that didn't know any better. She didn't REALLY mind at all, considering there are many UTAUs out there that they have choppy, robotic voices. You see, Seon wasn't really a big fan of KAITO back then because she had been one of Hatsune Miku's biggest fans in the world of voice synthesizers, but ever since she heard him sing, she's always dreamt of being a popular idol to meet him and become friends with him. His voice was beautiful, so beautiful she always cries listening to some of the songs the producers make for him. She binged listening to the songs that featured him, she researched about him, and it had gotten to the point that the other UTAUloids thought of her as strange considering they were both from different voice synthesizers. I mean, Kasane Teto, a SynthV-loid that was originally an UTAUloid, has been having beef with the most popular former Vocaloid now Cryptonloid Hatsune Miku for a decade in some versions of themselves. Teto had the better, higher quality sounding voice, but Miku had the robotic nostalgia that slowly got worse each year. Seon felt guilty for having a silly little crush on the opposing team, but what's the point of arguments or wars without reason with each other when they could just be happy with each other? Seon's goal was to change the other UTAUloids' minds that UTAUloids can be friends with Vocaloids and Cryptonloids too! She decided to practice singing more. The challenge now was begging her creator to update her voicebank so she could sound less robotic. She knew her creator was young, diligent and had homeschool, but was lazy with anything relating to Seon. She could just say that she didn't want to update the poor UTAU anymore, but Seon had no choice but to convince her creator to update her.
CHAPTER 1: --------------> CONVINCE THE MASTER!!!!!!!!!!
As her creator was still on vacation at the beach with her family, all Seon had to do was to wait for the right moment that she could ask for her help. Seon was bored the whole time, so she decided to talk to some UTAUloids to pass the time.
"Yo, Tei. Still trying to get Len's attention? Please, you've gone through quiiiiiiiite the controversy." Seon laughed, looking at Tei's darkened expression. Though Seon had been brought to the world of UTAUs recently, she had already known the controversies Tei had gone through because she loves eavesdropping and researching topics like that. Tei then left, leaving Seon to herself again. Seon frowned and started kicking stones with a grumpy expression, before she saw Defoko.
"Hey Defoko... Are you for real." Seon looked flabbergasted, her expression filled with disbelief and shock. Defoko was building a rocket blaster with Adachi. Seon recognized the two as the Robo-UTAU duo, considering their voice providers are not human. Seon decided to walk away in fear as she heard the sounds of metal and welding, and smelling the gunpowder and fire.
Days passed, and her creator was back in business. It was time for Seon to force her mom to update her, since she had been left in the dumps for a bit too long. As her creator opened her dad's computer, Seon popped out as a shimeji and began talking to her.
"Hey mom! Mind if you update me?"The chibi Seon sung, dancing around like the FL-Chan that was goofing in her creator's DAW. Though that wasn't enough to convince her mom, she knew her creator would do it anyway.
"No way, Jose." Her creator sighed, looking at Seon in disbelief. She was already tired enough from swimming at the beach during a rainy day, and now her daughter is asking for an update? She felt really lazy, so she then began searching up images of KAITO on Google and smirking mischievously. She knew that Seon would go mad if she saw the blue-haired Cryptonloid, so she looked him up. The little Seon then started shrieking and going insane, her shimeji model glitching and doing weird things like stretching and squeezing. She then left her daughter screaming in joy and began eating dinner out of spite, though it was only 5 PM. An hour passed, and her creator began making music on her computer. The mini Seon kept grabbing her cursor, but she was smart enough to kick the chibi away. After a long time of trial and error, practicing, and wishing, Seon finally did it. Her voicebank, though not entirely perfect to sound human-like unlike the SynthV-loids, it was good enough to pass as a mid Vocaloid, which is great considering most Vocaloids and the recent Miku NT and Super Pack sound ass if they don't have Mitchie M styled tuning (Well, even if Miku NT has Mitchie M tuning, she still sounds ass because she sounds like she's pinching her nose and singing). She then went off to the other UTAUloids to make sure she sounded alright. She decided to sing the classic Vocaloid songs, like World is Mine, Senbonzakura, and Daughter of Evil. Though her voice still had the robotic-ness because of the UTAU program, she and the other UTAUloids loved her singing. It was now finally time to talk to the other Vocaloids and become friends with them.
