Warning! This is incredibly cringe. Warning!
December 24, 2024 - 7:02 PM
once upon a time there wax a girl named waxinga and she had diarrhea problems. she had all the talents known to man (like izuru, get it?) and she was the most beautiful girl in hope’s peak academy and all the boys fell and fought for her. she had blue hair tied in two pigtails, and wore an outfit similar to hatsune mikus, but in this universe she’s called hatsune minus because aside from being a princess she’s also an idol. whenever she sings, everyone is under her spell because she is also a magician. she memorized all the spells she learned from middle school and is actually a mermaid in secret. she never told anyone in hopes peak that she was a mermaid because she thinks they will hunt for her because in the past she was hunted due to her rainbow mermaid powers, and got 800 wounds, a missing rib, two missing lungs and 10 missing kidneys. she is bored of everything and doesn’t care about the world but she cares about her money and herself. she owns a mansion like barbie’s and loves loves LOOOVES to eat macaroni.
introduction!!
it was 7 am in the morning, she woke up, brushing her silky smooth blue hair that smelt of roses and bosoms. she tied her hair in the regular twin pigtails she had, and smiled at the window. “ahh… what a nice moerning it is.” she peeked out of her castle tower and looked at the sun. she sang beautifully and attracted the birds nearby. they sharted on her mirror and she applied the shirt on her face, and her face became as clear as glass. she then walked down the spiraled (junji to reference???) starirs
December 24, 2024 - 10:27 PM
once upon a time there was a girl named y/n and she had beuatiaful silky luscious blonde hair that reached to her fragile rosy ankles that smelt of diarh- roses and cherry blossoms. she was 1’10 feet tall and weighed 12 ounces. she had blue cerulean sky blue orbs :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 her feet were small as cockroaches and her hands were as fragile as glass. her radioactive forehead shines in the daylight and her 10 layers of rainbow lipstick shimmers in the moonlight. her eyes change color depending on her mood, and she would turn into a wolf when exposed to the moon. she was walking in her house, trying to find something to eat and then there she saw her grandfather. a tall blonde man with white glasses named jake. he was known to be a former math teacher and he often had a temper.
“h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grandpa jakey UwU” he looked at her angrily and screamed at her angrily and stood up angrily to eat angrily the cookies and drank angrily and wore his glasses angrily and her 1’10 foot body was thrown across the room with his thunder screams. she wept and ran outside and touched the grass for the first time after playing pjs the rest of her life. she saw the people passing by and thought that it was only in anime. she found out about the real world and smiled at the sun.
she began eating the grass and gaining her first super power, grass magic! she saw the grass growing as she stepped on it, and ate it again. she ate all the grass that her neighbors got angry at her and decided to sue her for eating their limited edition grass made from MacBook airs and seven nuclear missiles. she won the case because of her magical manipulation powers that she learned from the bandage master dazai osamu. she then wandered the place and went to an alley, where she first saw her first love at first sight after her first touch of grass. there was an ed Sheeran kinnie, an alpha tiger, an 1800s dude who came straight outta hot topic, and another girl with blonde hair with GUNS like AMERICA GUNS.
it was… atushi. her first love at first sight. she noticed his beautiful eyes and beautiful poorly cut hair and his beautiful asscheekcs. “oh em gee… he so hot omg omg omg omg omg omg…” she wanted to eat them and cut them first with a knife. but she saw him fighting with an emo and she got MAD. SHE USED HER WEREWOLF POWERS TO DESTROY AKUTAGAWA AND EAT HIS NUTS. AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?!?!??!?!?! WHILE AKUTAGAWA AND ATSUSHI WERE FIGHTING AN UGLY BRUNETTE TALL ASS CHOPSTICK LOOKING MAN STEPPED IN AND STOPPED THEM AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT??? THE SCARLET POLICE WAS ARRIVING AND ATUSHSI SAVED HER AND DAZI RAN AWAY BUT SHE KNEW DAZAI BECAUSE SHE HAD MANIPULATION LESSONS FROM THAT BANDAGE SQUANDERING MACHINE :O OMG rah rah rah mah man…
Y/N looked at the atushi when they arrived in the angecny and giggled “teeheehee!” atushi loked at her and didn’t know why she was laughing but it was because e a bird sharted on his hair and she licked it off him and he was flabbergasted he bluhhshed and she giggled again “theehhehehe” and kunikida (totally not jake) saw it and he was surprised then ranpo saw it and he was surprised and yosano saw it and she was surprised and fukuzawa saw it and he was surprised and that one black cat from an anime named yukichi who has an owner with the last name fukuzawa saw it and died and hajime hinata from the hit game dangganronper: gooberye despair saw it and he turned into izuru kamurkura and sang all the mcr songs known to mankind and mafuyu asahina (not aoi asahina fom dangenronpar) saw it and she beat up her mommy.
“umm… btw what’s ur name?? you look cute eheh…” at sushi said with a blush on his face, embarraised with what happened.
