Warning! This is incredibly cringe. Warning!
December 24, 2024 - 7:02 PM
once upon a time there wax a girl named waxinga and she had diarrhea problems. she had all the talents known to man (like izuru, get it?) and she was the most beautiful girl in hope’s peak academy and all the boys fell and fought for her. she had blue hair tied in two pigtails, and wore an outfit similar to hatsune mikus, but in this universe she’s called hatsune minus because aside from being a princess she’s also an idol. whenever she sings, everyone is under her spell because she is also a magician. she memorized all the spells she learned from middle school and is actually a mermaid in secret. she never told anyone in hopes peak that she was a mermaid because she thinks they will hunt for her because in the past she was hunted due to her rainbow mermaid powers, and got 800 wounds, a missing rib, two missing lungs and 10 missing kidneys. she is bored of everything and doesn’t care about the world but she cares about her money and herself. she owns a mansion like barbie’s and loves loves LOOOVES to eat macaroni.
introduction!!
it was 7 am in the morning, she woke up, brushing her silky smooth blue hair that smelt of roses and bosoms. she tied her hair in the regular twin pigtails she had, and smiled at the window. “ahh… what a nice moerning it is.” she peeked out of her castle tower and looked at the sun. she sang beautifully and attracted the birds nearby. they sharted on her mirror and she applied the shirt on her face, and her face became as clear as glass. she then walked down the spiraled (junji to reference???) starirs
December 24, 2024 - 10:27 PM
once upon a time there was a girl named y/n and she had beuatiaful silky luscious blonde hair that reached to her fragile rosy ankles that smelt of diarh- roses and cherry blossoms. she was 1’10 feet tall and weighed 12 ounces. she had blue cerulean sky blue orbs :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 her feet were small as cockroaches and her hands were as fragile as glass. her radioactive forehead shines in the daylight and her 10 layers of rainbow lipstick shimmers in the moonlight. her eyes change color depending on her mood, and she would turn into a wolf when exposed to the moon. she was walking in her house, trying to find something to eat and then there she saw her grandfather. a tall blonde man with white glasses named jake. he was known to be a former math teacher and he often had a temper.
“h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi g-g-g-g-g-g-g-grandpa jakey UwU” he looked at her angrily and screamed at her angrily and stood up angrily to eat angrily the cookies and drank angrily and wore his glasses angrily and her 1’10 foot body was thrown across the room with his thunder screams. she wept and ran outside and touched the grass for the first time after playing pjs the rest of her life. she saw the people passing by and thought that it was only in anime. she found out about the real world and smiled at the sun.
she began eating the grass and gaining her first super power, grass magic! she saw the grass growing as she stepped on it, and ate it again. she ate all the grass that her neighbors got angry at her and decided to sue her for eating their limited edition grass made from MacBook airs and seven nuclear missiles. she won the case because of her magical manipulation powers that she learned from the bandage master dazai osamu. she then wandered the place and went to an alley, where she first saw her first love at first sight after her first touch of grass. there was an ed Sheeran kinnie, an alpha tiger, an 1800s dude who came straight outta hot topic, and another girl with blonde hair with GUNS like AMERICA GUNS.
it was… atushi. her first love at first sight. she noticed his beautiful eyes and beautiful poorly cut hair and his beautiful asscheekcs. “oh em gee… he so hot omg omg omg omg omg omg…” she wanted to eat them and cut them first with a knife. but she saw him fighting with an emo and she got MAD. SHE USED HER WEREWOLF POWERS TO DESTROY AKUTAGAWA AND EAT HIS NUTS. AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?!?!??!?!?! WHILE AKUTAGAWA AND ATSUSHI WERE FIGHTING AN UGLY BRUNETTE TALL ASS CHOPSTICK LOOKING MAN STEPPED IN AND STOPPED THEM AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT??? THE SCARLET POLICE WAS ARRIVING AND ATUSHSI SAVED HER AND DAZI RAN AWAY BUT SHE KNEW DAZAI BECAUSE SHE HAD MANIPULATION LESSONS FROM THAT BANDAGE SQUANDERING MACHINE :O OMG rah rah rah mah man…
April 22, 2025 - 10:00 AM
Michiko Amatsuki. A young girl who faced all forms of evil throughout her entire life- a sacrificial lamb who was blamed for the sins of others. She had gone through countless days off abuse. How long has it been, 15 years? 17 years? How long has it been since she’s felt the warmth and love from her own mother, who raised her with such care? How long has it been since she’s had someone to treat her like a human being? To others, having a friend was none other than a simple activity to do, but for the poor girl, it was like a trial. A trial that would extinguish the life and soul of a regular human being. A challenge that would suck out ever single droplet of their sanity. However, Michiko was not a human being, she wasn’t at all! She was quarter monster. She had blood of the very species that humans sealed a long time ago. Where did she get the DNA of that cursed race? Why is she still dwelling and blending it with the humans that left her to bleed and made a fool out of her? Why did she have such a beautiful, crystalline gemstone of a body? Why did she have to go through such pain, if she was innocent after all? These questions began to pile up in the heads of the humans. It had gotten to the point they had to isolate the poor girl from the world. Was it a good idea for her flee into the underground, where her monstrous DNA came from? Was she even considered a “fallen human” when she was neither human nor monster? Was it even worth dying to a mere human child, who was a puppet to a greater being from above?
April 8, 2025 - 4:10 PM
I’m sorry for screaming mom i didnt mean to i got a ryusui ssr card and i didn’t mean to scream i was just excited :(
